Dorfus and a few of his mates ( I can say that since they are Australian ) flew over from their island and bought this car in Canada for 300 bucks. With no insurance, licenses or anything they proceeded to drive this car from Canada to Mexico with no hassles. The only problem they had was the Cunt Smasher would take random “naps” when ever it felt like it. These naps would last around 10 minutes or so, so they would just have to pull over and wait for it to wake up. The Aussie’s didn’t seem to mind, it was a good excuse to stretch the legs and have a cold one… Well Dorfus and his crew drove the Cunt Smasher to Oside and wanted to skate some back yard holes. Luckily Wu Weller was in town at the same time and that’s always a good thing because he gets people motivated and people in Oceanside need serious motivation. Something about the couches here, no one can get off of them. But that’s another story for another day.

Back to the story at hand. Jamie hyped up taking the Cunt Smashers up to the fire pools and with a little mota vation or a lot ( how ever you want to look at it) we were on our way. An hour into the drive on the 215 freeway the car felt like taking a nap. Mostly not a big deal but the city was doing construction on the freeway and there was no emergency lane for the car to nap in. So what do they do? Just parked it in the slow lane…..Not on the shoulder, not in the dirt, but directly in the slow lane. Shit was hectic. Car’s flying by inches away from us, how we didn’t get hit or hassled I will never know. But sure enough 10 minutes and one cold one later we we’re back on the road and on our way to do some extreme soul bowl shred the gnar pool rip riding. Shaka gnar!

Here’s some photo’s from that day….

Prince Forskin left the Dickville fortress long enough to show the Mates how to slash grind…..

“Hey girl! Spread your legs and let me take a picture!” Not really but you get the picture. Ha ha get it? Get the picture. derrrrrrrrrrrrrf. I should be a comedian.

Sketchy Goat Keller.

The artist formally known as Davey Rockit.

Luke Girling: slashes for life…

. “Can everyone move off the stairs? It’s stair time!”

Dorfus didn’t even try to carve over them. First try frontside grind over the shallows.

Boneless in a back yarder? Why not?

After the hilltop kidney we went down the street to this other one. Scotty Keller f.s.g ( I’ve been told abbreviations are cool)

concrete jungle….. Oh shit what am I doing? that could be the new mag. Wu Weller first appearance in Concrete Jungle.

T.A.F.N.A.D.R with a concrete jungle f.s.g

Noah. Noah what? Noah who? I dunno. But this Poofda is cool as hell and rip rides….. f.s.g

Way before this crail slide went down in San Bernandino Dorfus grinded every single pool block at Orcas Island. Every single god damn last one of them. Even the little half block ones on the edges and shit. Why? Why not? He also got a bottle of whiskey for it. - THE END.

In San Diego the real estate market right now is pretty shitty. People cant make their mortgage payment with their 0% down loan and then they loose their house to the bank. And I wonder why they loose their house? I mean a 0% loan sounds like a good idea. Seriously go drive around and notice all the houses for sale. There is one bright side to this though…….more pools!

Anthony coping

A friends girlfriend that “flips” houses for a living found this one for us….

So you might be wondering whats with the title of this? 7 burritos for a disaster? Here’s an explanation: Davey Rockit was thinking he might be able to do a disaster in this pool. After I witnessed a few half ass attempts I offered Davey 7 burritos if he could really do it. Being the photo jock I am and all, I knew this would be great motivation for Davey since I know how much he loves to eat…..  As I suspected he got excited about the burrito bribe and his eyes lit up. Instantly and with no hesitation he threw a disaster up there over the fat anthony coping. I almost shit myself thinking he was gonna pull it. I might actually have to fork out the cash for 7 burritos? Well, I dont know if you would call it bad luck or good luck but it started to rain and Davey didn’t get his 7 burritos for the disaster. But the offer still stands…..